20070130

Being the Best of the Best of the Best: Is 110% the best you can do?

20070127

Miss Lorraine: Irate babysitter to the stars


Caption: "Dad, Jesus & me. July 27th, 1974"

20070124

Buying expensive shirts so that everyone knows we can afford them

Attn: Millionare baby

I'm sorry that I called you Millionare Baby to your face today. It slipped my mind that it is a nickname that we use behind your back.
You really do look like a baby that is a self-aware millionare, though.

I hope that you can find the humor in this.

20070123

I was a young, tyrannical guitarist: Memoirs

Attn: Construction workers on the #2 bus

Please quit trying to convince me to work in a trade.

20070121

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"Whats keeping you from selling out to God?" ?

20070120

Sailing bok choy boats in the bay of china