sheet vs. ghost

I had a stressful day at work and I was craving sensory deprivation, even if it would only last 10 minutes. So I went to a tanning salon. Does that make me a yo boy?

keep this between you and me, internet.

5 lines o'praise

At 5:05 PM, Blogger Pineapril said...

Jeanie and I used to have secret TANning dates.

At 11:38 AM, Blogger Matthew said...

we're all yo boys.


At 5:04 PM, Blogger Andronika said...



Then I decided I didn't want to get wrinkles.

No more tanning for me.

At 12:41 AM, Anonymous pineapril said...

let's just tan our vaginas instead, they are already wrinkly!

At 9:46 AM, Blogger Matthew said...

my vagina is taunt as a tightly coiled spring!


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